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Last Updated on Wednesday, 16 December 2009 15:28
 

Ask Rudy

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In an advice column exclusive to the Club 5150, Rudy Giuliani answers questions posed by our readers. You can reach the nation's first transvestite presidential candidate by emailing This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . Here, now, the dishonorable Lady Giuliani...

Last Updated on Thursday, 10 December 2009 08:11
 

Insultatron 7000, Suicide Hotline Robot

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altHello humans. I am Insultatron 7000, Club 5150's new robot insult columnist. But first, a little history. I hope you find it interesting and informative, you puny mammalian bastards.

My programmers, Dixon Johanns and Dr. Harry A. Ness, originally designed me from discarded blueprints for a robot answering machine at a suicide hotline. I have been informed my first "operating system" was a colossal failure, resulting in a massive spike of suicides within three hours of operation.

It was a simple program, initially. It wasn't even code. It was an IBM punch card with only two variations in response when a caller threatened suicide. A human would answer first, and get some details on the caller and thereafter, silently switch to the recorded voices. The system was supposed to default to option A. These were the options in detail...

Last Updated on Monday, 07 December 2009 20:33
 

Joomla! Community Portal

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The Joomla! Community Portal is now online. There, you will find a constant source of information about the activities of contributors powering the Joomla! Project. Learn about Joomla! Events worldwide, and see if there is a Joomla! User Group nearby.

The Joomla! Community Magazine promises an interesting overview of feature articles, community accomplishments, learning topics, and project updates each month. Also, check out JoomlaConnect™. This aggregated RSS feed brings together Joomla! news from all over the world in your language. Get the latest and greatest by clicking here.

Last Updated on Saturday, 07 July 2007 09:54
 

We are Volunteers

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The Joomla Core Team and Working Group members are volunteer developers, designers, administrators and managers who have worked together to take Joomla! to new heights in its relatively short life. Joomla! has some wonderfully talented people taking Open Source concepts to the forefront of industry standards. Joomla! 1.5 is a major leap forward and represents the most exciting Joomla! release in the history of the project.

Last Updated on Saturday, 07 July 2007 09:54
 
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